A Girl Named Zippy
By Haven Kimmel
posted Jun 09, 2010
Adobe and Steve: The Essence
posted Apr 29, 2010

Adobe: Hey Steve, your iPhones and iPads and stuff are great! What a fantastic opportunity to help drive our tools and solutions and platform into the mobile space!

Steve: Yeah, I bet you'd like that. How much would you like to pay us?

Adobe: Zero dollars. But just think, all the flash games on the whole WEB could be on the iPhone.

Steve: Uh sure. We have this app store, where we receive dollar money for every single app sold. How much dollar money would all those web flash games make for us?

Adobe: Zero dollars.

Steve: Eat a bag of dicks.

Adobe: Developers want to develop for the iPhone. Flash developers. There are thousands and thousands of them.

Steve: Yeah, we have thousands of developers too.

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There's no such thing as a human who doesn't commit sin. It's not like the world is divided into sinners and the innocent. There are only people who can and who cannot atone for their sins.

Ciel